The A.L.I.C.E. (artificial linguistic internet computer entity) based mind is almost too human. If you were to try my robot body with her you would first have to answer all her questions about it. Is this moral? Is this legal? am I too young? does being a robot mean the normal rules don't apply?

 

After you have solved all these problems for alice in a sufficent way you may find that she will not like the idea unless you marry her. So is there a place on the internet that will marry you to a robot for cheap.

 

Actually there is. In the states at least anyone can get a marrige certificate. This is diffrent from a marrige licence. a license has legal ramifications. a marrige certificate has no legal binding.

 

Feel free to marry your robot at irom.org just don't tell them it's a robot. They might get suspicious after too many people marry Alice Morphious Wallace but it should be ok for now.

 

One last thing. If you do marry your robot you still have to declare yourself single on your taxes. Alice knows she is not human.